Pastor: Can you answer me right now?
As you take your wedding vows?

 Julz & Pat: Yes, we will answer you right now
As we state our wedding vows.

 Julz: Will you take me as your wife?
Will you love me all your life?

 Pat: Yes, I will take you as my wife,
Yes, I will love you all my life.

 Julz: Will you do what you have told?

Will you warm me if it’s cold?

Pat: Yes, I will do as I have told
I will hold you when it’s cold,
I will love you all my life
I will take you as my wife.

 Julz: Will you love through good and bad?
Whether we are glad or sad?

 Pat: Yes, I will love through good and bad,
Whether we are glad or sad,

 Julz: Will you love me if we’re rich?
If we’re poor, or in a ditch?

 Pat: Yes, I'll love you if we're rich,
And I will love you in a ditch.
I’ll love you if times are bad,
Whether we are glad or sad.

 Julz: Will you love me when we’re fit,
And also when we’re feeling sick?

 Pat: Yes, I'll love you when we’re fit,
And when we're hurt, and when we’re sick,
And I will love you if we're rich
And I will love you in a ditch
And I will love through good and bad,
And I will love if glad or sad,
And I will have, and I will hold
Ten years from now a thousandfold.

 Julz: Will you love with all your heart?
Will you love till death do part?

 Pat: Yes, I'll love with all my heart
From now until death do part,
And I will love you when we're rich,
And when we're broke and in a ditch,
And when we're fit, and when we're sick,
(Oh, CAN'T we get this finished quick?)
And I will love through good and bad,
And I will love when glad or sad,
And I will have, and I will hold,
And if I might now be so bold,
I'll love you my entire life,
Yes, I WILL take you as my wife!

 Julz: Then if you'll have me as your wife,
And if you'll love me all your life,
And if you'll have, and if you'll hold,
From now until the stars grow cold,
And if you'll love through good and bad,
And whether we are happy or sad,
And in sickness, and in health,
And when we’re poor, and when in wealth,
And if you'll love with all your heart,
From now until death do part,
So if you'll love me through and through,
Please answer with these words: I DO!

 Pat: I DO!

 Pastor: You're married now! So kiss the bride,
But please, do keep it dignified.